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Hello, everyone!
We are AKB48 Team 8 Kansai members!
Have you seen Team 8's Kansai applause on Kawaiyan TV?
We'll show you a little bit of it for those of you who haven't seen it yet!
Please watch!
AKB48 Team 8's Kansai applause!
Secretly...
Number one declaration!
It's started!
Our first program with Team 8 Kansai members!
Kansai applause!
We'll do our best today as well, so please watch until the end!
Please watch!
Please watch until the end!
Please watch!
Please watch until the end!
We'll do our best!
With that said, let me introduce you to our program!
Since it's April now, we have new members!
With that said, it's these people!
You don't say things like that at home!
You don't say things like "new members everywhere"!
You're always like that!
What kind of relationship is that?!
If you're at this distance, you should be closer!
What are you doing?!
Please take care of us!
Now, let me introduce today's show again!
Kansai Hakusho is a team of Kansai and Team A that has united
to aim for "secretly" and "number one" so that the members in that area don't find out!
It's a show where we try various things!
We did it the other day, so it's the third time!
And for the members who worked the hardest today!
At the end of the show, there will be a reward from the "secretly" centre!
Everyone, do your best!
The centre!
The first one is Hama-chan!
Yes!
And the second one is Onishi-chan!
Yes!
What will happen in the third time?
Please look forward to it!
Let's do our best!
Please do your best!
It's already April 3rd...
That's right!
Today is the third time!
It's a time we've gotten used to!
So, today! April 3rd!
What day is it?
Ah!
It's April 3rd, right?
Yes!
April 3rd!
4! 3!
Ah! I know!
It's "Yon-sama-no-hi"!
It's "Yon-sama-no-hi" in Korea!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What?!
No, it's wrong!
Ah! I know! "Sisanunyo-te" (finance management)
"Sisanunyo-te" (finance management)
There's such a game!
Everyone, it's wrong!
It's wrong?
Today is the anniversary of the formation of Team 8!
Yay!
I didn't know!
How is it?
So, it's Team 8's 3rd birthday!
That's right!
It was formed 3 years ago!
Ah! I see!
Team 8 was born on April 3rd, 2014 and are now 3 years old!
With that said, today's staff!
Yes!
Staff members!
Yay!
Staff members!
Yay!
The staff members prepared a cake for you!
Is it good?
How is it?
I'm happy!
Are you happy?
Yay!
When you have a cake like this, it's pretty big, but it's small in size!
Love, love, love!
I've never seen a cake like this before!
There is a cake like this, but it's nothing special!
Love, love, love!
Shall we blow it out?
Let's do it!
One, two...
Ah! Congratulations!
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have the center, Orishi-chan, who was chosen last time, to show us your enthusiasm for your fourth year.
This is a one-shot video, so we won't ask you to do it again.
Show us your enthusiasm for your fourth year.
Let's go to this camera.
This way, this way.
Give and take.
This way, this way.
Okay, let's go.
Fourth year...
I'll do my best!
No way!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
No, it's like...
Huh? Is it hot?
It's like...
A little...
Okay, let's do our best for our fourth year.
Let's go for the declaration today, too!
Yes!
Six of us from Kansai are...
Among Team 8...
No, no...
Among AKB48...
No, no, no...
Among all idols...
We'll show you our power!
We'll achieve number one!
We'll declare it right here and now!
Kansai Department of Education, start!
Wow!
Say it! Say it!
I said it!
I'm glad you said it.
It's perfect.
Please enjoy the members' secret talk.
First, Yamamoto-chan and Nagano-chan, please.
Ruka-chan will do the secret talk.
We have to keep it secret.
Secret talk of the members.
Start!
Let's start with Ruka-chan.
Hello.
My recent worries are
24 hours a day is not enough.
Recently,
I want about 50 hours a day.
It's a waste of time to sleep.
If I had time to sleep,
I would like to do more other things.
Recently, I go to bed at 2 o'clock.
So, please,
Miki and Ruka-chan,
please make it 50 hours a day.
We don't have such power.
Thank you, Ruka-chan.
Next, Serika-chan's secret talk.
I've been thinking about my worries for a long time.
I've got a problem.
It's going to be summer soon, and I'm worried about UV rays.
I'm worried about whether it will be sunny from now on.
I'm going to do my best with happiness.
Yes, that's right.
End. Thank you.
It's wonderful that you don't have any worries.
You only have worries.
Ruka-chan, you should sleep, too.
Here's the first one.
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai? Kostoriban Grand Prix!
Yeah!
The team members and Kansai area have teamed up and are aiming for number one.
Even these six people have to work hard.
On behalf of each prefecture, we will aim for number one in Kansai area and hit it with all our might.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do our best.
Then, Ase-kun, please announce the theme of this time.
Anne is the cutest in Fukuoka Prefecture Grand Prix!
Anne is the cutest.
The way a man kisses a woman.
There is also a group of people who eat food called "Anne".
This Grand Prix is about competing for Anne's cuteness.
It's like you're getting a heart attack.
I'm sorry for this old man.
It's pretty tough.
But you know, it breaks a man's heart.
It makes you nervous.
What kind of situation will Anne be in?
What will Anne make her eat?
This has become an important point.
Everyone, please think about it.
And of course, Ase-kun will play the role of Anne.
Thank you.
Thank you for giving me a good role.
And Anne is the cutest in Fukuoka Prefecture Grand Prix.
Hey! If you're all looking at me like this, I can't even pay you for this!
I'm begging you!
And on the contrary, you're giving me money!
I can't even pay you for this! Thank you!
Everyone, how confident are you?
Do you have confidence?
We do!
Because you're idols.
That's right.
You're representing Kyoto.
Ota-chan is very Kyoto.
I'm Kyoto!
I won't give up!
Please do your best!
Who wants to go first?
Me!
The four of you...
Huh?
Hama-chan seems to be raising her hand.
She lowered it!
She lowered it.
Who wants to go first?
Onishi-chan has been watching us for a while now.
Onishi-chan, you were the champion last time, right?
Champion! I was the champion last time.
You were the champion last time.
Let's start with Onishi-chan.
That's right.
Let's show them.
Onishi-chan of Nara Prefecture.
Onishi-chan of Nara Prefecture is the top batter of Nara Prefecture.
I'd like to tell you about the situation in advance.
We came to a family restaurant.
A family restaurant.
This is a family restaurant.
A family restaurant.
Are you sitting next to each other?
Let's sit opposite each other.
Opposite each other.
That's good!
I see.
You can sit next to each other, but you have to sit opposite each other.
That's right.
Which one comes here?
This one.
It's in the tree.
It's in the tree, so you want to imagine it, don't you?
I don't like it.
Push the button.
OK, Onishi-chan's cute answer.
Start!
Push the button.
Let's eat a hamburger.
Push the button.
One hamburger, please.
I'd like a set of hamburgers and rice.
Rice, please.
Small, medium and large.
Smaller than medium.
Medium. And one grain of rice, please.
Yes, please.
She was like an old lady.
Is it ready yet?
It's ready. Here you are.
Thank you.
And here is the rice.
Thank you.
I'll let you eat it.
Can I?
It's hot.
It's hot!
Do you want some sauce?
It's cute.
Time's up!
Afric! How is it?
I was touched here.
What's wrong with you?
I was touched here.
I've been touched here for a long time.
If you touch here, it's a dirty place for humans.
It's not like that.
Is it okay?
It's cute.
How was it, Onishi-chan?
I don't like it.
It's because you touched it.
It's complicated.
I thought it was good.
It's because you touched it.
It can't be helped.
How about you, members?
The sauce is cute.
It's amazing.
I wanted to do it.
You wanted to do it?
Yes.
No problem.
Touch it!
Are you mad at me?
It's a relief that there are many members.
Let's move on.
Onishi-chan, you were chosen as the third champion.
It's amazing.
Let's move on to the next member.
I'm excited about it.
Who should we choose?
Serika-chan, do you want to go?
I think Serika-chan can do it.
Onishi-chan may be a rival.
Serika-chan, do you have a situation?
A friend's wedding.
That's good.
The setting is scary.
A friend's wedding.
How do you feel about it?
At the wedding ceremony...
A cake was brought.
A wedding cake?
A dessert?
Yes, a dessert.
A dessert at the end of the ceremony?
Yes, we will do that.
Let's watch it first.
I hope it will be good.
Let's start!
It looks delicious.
I want to eat it happily.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Someday we will be like this.
What is it?
What is it with you?
Why are you two looking at me like that?
This is really embarrassing.
It's not like that.
I don't know if you're going to say it to me or not but
with that amazing camera
you were like "yeah"
I'm an idol so
I'm very conscious of it.
What do you think Rika-chan?
Do it.
No, well...
What did you think of your rehearsal?
It was different from what I expected.
What kind of reaction?
What kind of reaction did you like?
Like "yeah"
That's where I was born again.
Like "I want to marry you too"
Like that.
You were kind of embarrassed.
You suddenly looked at me like that.
Huh?
You didn't like me?
I see.
Onishi-san, what do you think?
First of all, you two didn't get along.
I see.
Earlier you two had a cute conversation like a hamburger.
Did Serika-chan make too many idols?
Just leave me alone.
We'll break up soon.
A couple like this will break up soon.
You didn't get along.
It's quite difficult.
Thank you, Serika-chan.
I'm glad.
Serika-chan, you showed your cuteness.
Thank you.
Onishi-san and Serika-chan.
Who's next?
You're losing confidence.
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
It's not like you're opening up.
Do you want to go, Yamada-chan?
I'll go.
Let's go, Yamada-chan.
By the way, Yamada-chan, what kind of situation is this?
This is my first love date.
First love date.
Where is it?
It's at home.
First love date and home?
What?
First love date and home?
I can't believe it.
What is it?
It's hard to do it.
She's like that.
Kawaii!
Start!
Shall we eat?
It's amazing.
It's my first time in a room like this.
It's cute, isn't it?
Thank you.
Shall we eat?
Is it okay?
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
What are you doing?
What is that?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Yamada-chan, you...
Yamada-chan, I know.
No, that's not it! Stop looking at the camera!
You're doing two things, Yamada-chan! Taking photos and looking at the camera!
You've taken all the good parts so far!
I thought it was good.
You didn't say it was good in the middle! You should have said it at the end!
What did you think of it, Yamada-chan?
It was...
I did it!
It's a little unexpected, but it's your first date and you're at home like "ah" and you're like "ah" and you're like "can you do it?" I thought you'd be brave.
Were you aiming for it?
I did.
What do you mean you did? It's a little mature.
It's good.
What do you think of the other members?
How is it?
It's good, right?
I'm a little frustrated because you aimed for it.
Even if you get hit by the camera man.
That's right.
Everyone, what do you think of your first date and you're at home like "ah"?
It's a little too active.
I can't believe it.
It's active, right?
Where do you go on your first date?
For a walk?
Grandpa and grandma!
What do you do with grandpa and grandma?
We go to the park or go to the movies.
I see.
Shall we continue?
Oh, Ruka-chan, do you want to go?
Ruka-chan, you seem a little down.
Do you have a new position?
I don't want to think about it.
You don't want to think about it?
Don't say that, Ruka-chan.
Ruka-chan, what kind of situation do you want to go to?
Aquarium date.
Aquarium!
This is the first time I've heard someone say "aquarium" but it's actually "aquarium date."
Aquarium.
Aquarium, right?
From now on, I'm going to watch a dolphin show with Asei-san.
I see.
Dolphins?
Yes.
Dolphins, huh?
It's starting to smell fishy.
Ruka-chan and dolphins.
Let's watch a dolphin show!
Kawaii! And...
Start!
Dolphins!
Wow!
Wow, they're flying!
Wow!
They must have flown high up.
Wow!
They're flying!
Wow!
They're flying!
Behind you?
Wow!
Behind you?
Isn't it this way?
It's time for food.
Time for food.
Wow, that looks good. It looks delicious.
Wait a minute!
A dolphin is eating!
There's another dolphin here!
Then I'll feed you.
I'm scared!
Wait! Wait!
Luka-chan! Luka-chan! Apologize to me! Apologize to me and let me feed you!
And my mysterious dolphin!
And what did you feed Asei?
Fish!
That's the worst!
You can't feed your boyfriend like that!
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
Let her say it!
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
He was human, but he was actually a dolphin.
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
When I was watching "The Dolphin Show", I admired dolphins and I wanted to be a dolphin, too.
And then I became a dolphin like Yoko Patte.
I'm scared!
Can you go to the hospital?
I'm scared!
I didn't say I wanted to be a dolphin!
That's amazing! There are many different patterns!
Let's move on!
Nao-chan, do you want to go?
No, thank you!
I'm sorry, Oda-chan.
I'm sorry!
That was quick! Oda-chan was quick!
Oda-chan, what did you say?
I went out with my boyfriend and I got sick.
You got sick!
Please go to bed.
Bed?
You mean you went to the hospital?
I didn't go to the hospital. I was at home and I caught a cold.
You caught a cold!
So you said you wanted to go to bed?
Yes!
Let's start "Kawaii Ahn"!
Are you okay?
I'm a little tired.
You have a lot of fever.
I made you some porridge.
Thank you!
Can you eat it?
It's so good!
It's so good, isn't it?
It's so good!
If you do something like this when you're tired, your body and mind will fall in one fell swoop.
It's so good!
Get up!
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Ota-chan, it's so good!
It's so good!
And that "fufufu"
fufufu
It's so good!
Onishi-chan, how was it?
You felt like you were beaten up, didn't you?
I was beaten up.
You were beaten up, weren't you?
I was beaten up.
Don't say things like that.
Like "was that your boyfriend or not?"
You were so open-minded that I couldn't keep up with you.
Don't say things like that.
But I didn't feel like you did.
You were fighting in a different place when you were driving.
Next, Hama-chan.
Be nervous.
Is there a reason not to be nervous?
Of course there is!
Hama-chan, show us a picture of you.
A picture of me?
I'll show you my world.
That's right!
Hama-chan's world.
What kind of situation is it?
Tennis court.
You don't need a chair, do you?
Can I sit down?
Is it okay for you to sit down?
Is that a racket?
No way! It's too small!
It's a spoon racket.
Red konjac.
The famous red konjac in Shiga Prefecture.
Please open your mouth.
I'll put it in.
I'll look up for you.
It's about to start.
I'm scared.
Kawaiyan, start!
I'm sweating.
I'll give you red konjac, so wait for me!
Here we go!
How is it?
It's delicious!
Oh, you lift it up like this and hit it with your hand.
That's the principle of power, power.
It's not "kuchiaan", you're attacking your mouth.
No, it's a far-fetched "kuchiaan" attack.
Far-fetched "kuchiaan"? What are you talking about?
No, it's a far-fetched "kuchiaan" attack.
It's like a tennis court.
I did it on a skating rink or on a tennis court.
By the way, what happens if you do it on a skating rink?
If you do it on a skating rink, you slide like this.
Close your eyes!
I see!
Wow! Either way was good!
Either way was good!
That's good, Hao-chan!
So, Azeg!
Yes!
Let's decide on number one.
So, Azeg!
Number one!
Yes!
Please!
My heart is pounding.
Nao from Kyoto Prefecture!
Nao!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
You are the best!
I see!
You are the best!
Nao has decided!
Yes! I'm happy!
How do you feel?
I'm happy!
I'm not good at it, but I'm happy!
It's good! I thought it was good, too!
It's good for people who are sleeping.
And it makes you feel good.
Yes!
For other people, it's a little red.
They usually don't do it.
Because...
Yawano was wearing it here.
Yes!
She doesn't wear it like this!
Her hands are shaking a lot!
Now, for the winner, Oto-chan...
As a winning arm...
Yes! Winning arm!
Oto-chan and Onii-chan...
Please give Oto-chan and Onii-chan a winging arm!
Is it okay?
Yes, please!
It's so special!
Onii-chan!
Yes?
Winging arm!
Yes!
So, this time...
We have prepared this.
For Onii-chan and Nao...
It looks delicious!
This is...
It looks delicious!
Wait a minute!
We have prepared this!
Here you go!
Hot, hot oden!
It's amazing!
It's really...
The lid doesn't stick!
It's hot!
It's that hot!
What do you want?
First of all, it's weird to eat oden with a spoon!
What do you want?
What?
Mix it up, okay?
Mix it up?
Yes, yes!
What do you mean "mix it up"?
Okay!
What do you mean "mix it up"?
It's really hot!
Wait a minute!
Are your glasses okay?
It's hot!
Okay!
Onii-chan, please say "ah"!
One, two...
It's hot!
Don't look at me!
Hey! Shut up!
Am I supposed to shut up in a place like this?!
Shut up in the middle!
Why is my mouth here?!
In the middle!
You're scary!
Wait a minute, you're scaring a girl like that...
You're scaring me!
You're scary!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, everyone!
I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
I'm okay!
You're scary!
What are you doing?!
You're scary!
You're too scary!